No. No. No. No.

Seriously?

From msn.com:

Did Mischa Barton beguile or bore James Blunt during a
recent tête-à-tête in the Hamptons? According to the New York Daily News, the statuesque starlet, 21, made a beeline for the "You're Beautiful" warbler, 33, at a James Taylor concert, leaning down to wrap her arms around him and exclaiming, "There he is!" The two gabbed and noshed, but as Barton yammered away, "Blunt became less and less enthused," according to the paper. The inexplicably seductive singer, who was once briefly linked to Lindsay Lohan, eventually moseyed over to chat with Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen before returning to Mischa, whom he later accompanied to local club. But the actress ended up making an early exit, leaving Blunt to get his flirt on into the wee hours with "with blondes and brunettes alike."

Us Weekly, however, has a slightly different take on the evening. A source tells the mag that Blunt was "constantly hovering" around Barton, with another piping in, "He's obsessed with her and has been trying to get with her for a while." But he apparently doesn't measure up to the actress' oh-so-high boyfriend standards (her previous beaus include Cisco "Dangly Drawered" Adler and oily oil heir Brandon Davis). An insider tells the mag she "just wants to be friends."

Yes, I know. What's it to me? What it is to me is I can't stand the idea of James Blunt dating cause you know that's going to one day end up as little James Blunts toddling around all over the place, and I don't think we need any more of that do we?

No. And I told myself, almost as an unwritten rule for this blog that I'd ignore James Blunt and his...work cause it'd be too easy to make fun of him. But I can't help it, especially if he's hanging out with Lindsay Lohan or Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I really hope it was a slow news day in the newsroom and stuff had to be made up to fill inches cause it's just really sad when you're a sad songwriter sadly hanging out with girls 10 years younger than you.