Songs I Can't Stand Part 2

I feel old doing this one, because I remember laughing at old Tonight Show footage where Steve Allen was reading in a very serious tone the lyrics to "Be Bop-a-Lu-La" or something like that and as the audience was laughing with him, thinking "My God, Steve, you're right this makes no sense!" I was laughing at him, thinking "My God, get a life, it's just lyrics."

And yet Fergie's London Bridge lyrics just make me wanna go "Huh?" And it's sung in one of those ways where it leeches onto your brain and sucks the life out of it.

How come everytime you come around,
My London, London bridge, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, wanna go down like,
London, London, London, we goin’ down like…

Is it in your head now too? Good. Let's suffer together!